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Never fails….every Friday (that I work – yeah for PTO!) Shelly and I find something to laugh at until our sides hurt.

History: We have a co-worker (not sure I want to claim that…) at my company who likes to write long and unnecessarily wordy emails about a subject he really has no clue about…we recently went through a program conversion…blah blah blah…..at any rate, we changed a program we use, and he seems to have multiple issues – THREE MONTHS AFTER THE CONVERSION WAS COMPLETE. He likes to write what I can only imagine is what he thinks are “clever emails”. It’s annoying….and he get’s on Shelly’s last nerve. Just seeing his name in her in box makes her crazy….oh, and he looks like an Amish dude.

So back to today’s “episode”…..

After I settled down from laughing at her comment I said –“hey, you should Google his name”

Ah GOOGLE….what would we do without you?

Here’s what she found:

Avid “festie” (his word – not mine – defined as: “think funny costumes and Minnesota Renaissance Festival”) -meaning he partakes in the Renaissance festival and his “festival name” is Sir Cumference! No Lie! That’s how he spells it!

And it get’s better folks….

He plays HANDBELLS…..for your amusement…and just incase you’re not sure what handbells are…please enjoy the video to the left…and as a bonus…the video itself is very entertaining. Keep watching for the “bonus” fruitcake that enters stage right – maybe it’s left – not sure, as I was not a “drama dork” in high school (sorry if you were! Hey, I was in yearbook, so I got enough “dork” labeling too!)

In the end, I had to literally pick myself up off the ground, wipe the tears from my face, and promptly sit down to bring this tidbit of humor to you.

ps...he's married......with a kid.....Yikes!!