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(BOG: code for barfing out guts. Katy created this term, I gave it a definition. We use it whenever something grosses us out.)

Never fails….

Today, someone in our office was kind enough to run to Jimmy Johns for lunch. I ordered my usual - #5 Vito light on the mayo and NO ONION!!!

So there I am, sitting at my desk, ready to enjoy my sandwich. I open ‘er up to load on the S&P when I see something suspicious. It was an ONION! GaRoss!

I tried to be a big girl and scrape them off, but once the sandwich is contaminated, there’s no going back. I suffered through 1/3 of the sammie before I chucked it into the garbage.

I may vomit.