I'm going to RALPH!!!!!!!!I just ate nearly my whole bowl of chicken noodle soup when...what's this....????? why is there a piece of rice in my soup??? oh wait....it's a FRIGGIN BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I happened to be talking with Steeler Wife via messaging when it happened and here is part of our conversation:
me: why me????? why didn't it float to the top at the beginning of my lunch??!!!!!AAAck!
Steeler Wife: HA!!!!!!! what kind of soup was this? (i'll have to not buy it) maybe you could write them a letter and sue for your mental health and make your millions? after you tell them you're giving birth to it's young? ROFLMBO!!!!! OH MY GOSH! THIS IS CRACKING ME UP!
me: It was Mrs. Grass extra noodle....and I'm seriously thinking about giving that a try...at least I could get some free soup maybe
Steeler Wife: make sure you request the "bug-free" kind. tell them you appreciate the added efforts they've done in providing the consumer with more protein - but pehaps they should just use more chicken
Oh this is too gross!!! 
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3 fascinating comments:
THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!! I just got the total shivers from looking at that!
But lets be honest - I bet there are STARVING children in Zimbabwe that would appreciate this juicy morsel.
did I just say that?
I've heard of this happening, but never anyone I know....
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