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Oh poor Crystal……..

I was talking to my deer (HA!) friend Crystal last night when all of a sudden she screeched and said…

“oh my God, I just hit a deer!”

After knowing she was ok, we hung up so she could call her husband and get a police officer to the scene.

While waiting for the police, a guy happened along and stopped to see if she was ok. She reluctantly rolled down her window an inch and partially screamed “Yep, I’m fine” while locking the doors. The guy goes over to the deer, who is still alive, and takes a gander. He then proceeds to call a buddy on his phone and tells him to bring his truck…..

Next thing ya know, a dude shows up with a truck and the two guys RUN OVER THE DEER! “to put it out of it’s misery” – Yeah RIGHT! It doesn’t end there folks…..they ran it over a second time because the first time didn’t seem to get the job done – ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! Mean while, Crystal is sitting in her car, watching this horrific scene unfold in her rear view mirror. After all of the running over of the deer, they guys left it! They didn’t even take the deer for it’s meat or anything – can you say HILLBILLY?! I can only imagine the initial phone conversation….”Hey Earl, this is Bubba….man, you gotta get ur truck over here and run this dang darn deer over!”

By the time the police officer arrived, the two guys were gone- leaving Crystal to hysterically tell him what had happened…hence:

andthenthesetwoguysshowedupandranitovertwicetoputitoutofit'smisery!!!!!!!