Jeepers Creepers...I had a tick on my butt last night! I was laying in bed, watching TV, eyes getting heavy...when....bam.....I felt something weird on my butt. I felt - (wouldn't you?)..and plucked something off my right buttock. When I pulled my hand up close to my face to see what it was (insert thought bubble...please don't be poop...please don't be poop....) I found a creepy crawly moving up my thumb!!!! I prompty turned on my lamp, saw it was a nasty tick, grabbed a kleenex to "squash" it (to no avail) and screamed....."JEFFREY!!!! There's a TICK ON MY BUTT!!!!" I ran downstairs, leaving Frankie to fend for herself in the tick infested bed (ok..not infested), screaming the whole way "ick ick ick ick". I ran over to Jeff who was deep in concentration with COD 4, and whipped down my underwear! "AHHH! I had a tick on my butt! I had a tick on my butt! Are there anymore?!? Are you SURE????!!!!!"
As soon as I was confident there were no more, I brought the little sucker to the sink and it was FRY BABY FRY!!! I lit that sucka unfire and cried out a victorious "DIE!" (ok, I really didn't cry out, I just kept saying..."ick ick ick!")
At this point, Jeff thinks I'm crazy, but he didn't have a TICK on his butt!! Poor Frankie came bounding down the stairs like..."what? what did I miss? what's going on?"
Needless to say, I felt creepy's on my all night long! YUCK!
As soon as I was confident there were no more, I brought the little sucker to the sink and it was FRY BABY FRY!!! I lit that sucka unfire and cried out a victorious "DIE!" (ok, I really didn't cry out, I just kept saying..."ick ick ick!")
At this point, Jeff thinks I'm crazy, but he didn't have a TICK on his butt!! Poor Frankie came bounding down the stairs like..."what? what did I miss? what's going on?"
Needless to say, I felt creepy's on my all night long! YUCK!
(not the ACTUAL tick)
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3 fascinating comments:
TickFest 2008 has already begun I see. That has got to be the WORST story ever! Frankie's got some NERVE bringing her unwated friends into the house! yikes! better get her that flea and tick collar 'cuz I'm sure she might be their "ride" in!!!! p.s. for the BBQ, I'm wearing a wet suit. Nothing will get through that suctioned-tight clothing!
I married into WHAT??? But she is very funny.
ah..my husband finally read one of my blogs. YEAH! Thanks hubby!
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