Oh poor Crystal……..

I was talking to my deer (HA!) friend Crystal last night when all of a sudden she screeched and said…

“oh my God, I just hit a deer!”

After knowing she was ok, we hung up so she could call her husband and get a police officer to the scene.

While waiting for the police, a guy happened along and stopped to see if she was ok. She reluctantly rolled down her window an inch and partially screamed “Yep, I’m fine” while locking the doors. The guy goes over to the deer, who is still alive, and takes a gander. He then proceeds to call a buddy on his phone and tells him to bring his truck…..

Next thing ya know, a dude shows up with a truck and the two guys RUN OVER THE DEER! “to put it out of it’s misery” – Yeah RIGHT! It doesn’t end there folks…..they ran it over a second time because the first time didn’t seem to get the job done – ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! Mean while, Crystal is sitting in her car, watching this horrific scene unfold in her rear view mirror. After all of the running over of the deer, they guys left it! They didn’t even take the deer for it’s meat or anything – can you say HILLBILLY?! I can only imagine the initial phone conversation….”Hey Earl, this is Bubba….man, you gotta get ur truck over here and run this dang darn deer over!”

By the time the police officer arrived, the two guys were gone- leaving Crystal to hysterically tell him what had happened…hence:

andthenthesetwoguysshowedupandranitovertwicetoputitoutofit'smisery!!!!!!!



Happy Halloween to all the ghouls and goblins in Blog Land!

Today, as a special treat for my boss, Shelly, Chad and I donned on a few wigs from my costume collection and posed for pictures which we sent to Bill. Shelly also dressed up in full costume as….Bill.

There’s a little back story for the costume:


On a few occasions, Bill has accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt. (she used soy sauce to achieve the effect….stinky! – don’t worry, she isn’t wearing the costume all day.)

For a recent hunting trip, Bill was unable to find his blaze orange hunting cap, so he found a faded dark pink hat – Polo – with pony and all – and thought that might work. Not so much.

When in a good mood (which thankfully is quite often) he pretends to smoke a cigar using a pen.

He found our photo shoot to be quite humorous!






I could just vomit……


I am so tired of the constant onslaught of political “messages”. I am tired of hearing it on the radio, seeing it on my television, listening to the chatter in my office……la la la la la….. not listening! Most of all…..I’m tired of “defending” my choices and the candidates I plan to vote for. It’s my choice and my personal business. Even when I say “I’m not voting” just to get people to back off, I get pummeled (rest assured, I AM VOTING!) …..November 4th….GET HERE ALREADY!!!!!








I'm finally an Auntie!





Warren Michael was born on October 18th, 2008 at 11:27 AM. 8 lb 6 oz, 19 1/2 inch.





He is so adorable! He looks very much like my brother did when he was a baby. I am so happy for my brother and Jess. They are going to be wonderful parents and Warren will be very spoiled by his entire family!





Jessica is an only child so Jeff and I have a big responsibility as Aunt and Uncle...being we are the only ones. They also asked us to be his Godparents.....and we are very honored to accept.





I really could have held him and started at his cute little nose all day yesterday.





Made my uterus pang....well almost....ha!

I'm not sure this qualifies....






I was cutting a piece of coffee cake with a PLASTIC knife when it snapped in half and the jagged broken edge got jammed back up and into my right index finger, carving out a nice chunk!






I instantly freaked out...which probably doesn't surprise anyone....and my co-worker Chad had to come running out of his office because I screeched, and shrieked "Ah! I'm bleeding!". I saw the large chunk of flesh flapped up, got queasy, and had to look away. Chad had to look at it for me to tell me if it was bad. Then he was kind enough to get supplies from the first aid kit to clean my wound and bandage me up. All while I had a few pesky tears streaming down my face....yep...I'm almost 30 folks and I cried today at work because I cut my finger..... I would like to say that's because I only had 5 hours of sleep last night....but I probably would have cried no matter what.






Now my finger has a heartbeat.... :(

revised photo courtesy of Steelerwife

I recently got a new camera (thank you hubby for the early anniversary gift!) and I'm IN LOVE with it!

I love taking pictures so I decided to great a blog dedicated to my "portfolio" :)

Check out my newest blog addition....

www.qt1pix.blogspot.com


For some reason, I just haven't been in the blogging mood this past week. I'm hoping this post jolts me out of it.

I want to tell you about New York City. I traveled to NYC last week for work to attend a two day workshop. I traveled with four other girls. Shelly, Crystal, Krista and Denise. Here is my take on the city and my "adventure"......

It's BUSY!!! I still can't get over how many people there are in that city. Every where you go or look...it's people, people, PEOPLE! And lines...wait here, wait there....wait wait wait.

I came away with two different perspectives:

1) Dirty, Gross, Grimy, Busy, Pushy, Agitated, Rude, Crowded, Negative, and Exhausting.

2) Interesting, BIG, Exciting, Unique, Modern, Historic, Patriotic, Theatrical, and Exhausting!

I saw just about everything I needed or wanted to.

Here was my schedule:

Tuesday:

5:20PM(ish) Fly out from MPLS - flight was delayed approximately 1 hour.
9:30 - arrive at our hotel room at the Millennium Hotel.
9:45 - hail a taxi and head to Rockefeller Center
10:15 - take pictures while looking over Manhattan from atop of Rockefeller Center
10:45 - Stroll towards Time Square
12:00 - hail taxi back to hotel
12:45 - head hits pillow

Wednesday:

7:00AM - wake up
8:00 - breakfast - provided by the hotel/workshop
9:00 - 5:00 - class/lecture/lunch/workshop
5:30 - dinner - provided by hotel/workshop
8:00 - subway to Time Square to meet larger group we are associated with (8 other gals)
9:00-1:30AM - walk around, stop for EXPENSIVE cocktails, separate into smaller group of me, Shelly and Crystal, drink more expensive cocktails and laugh laugh laugh!
1:30AM! - get lost in BROOKLYN! Yes folks, Shelly, Crystal and Me were very scared and very lost! We went a few too many stops past ours while on the subway and ended up in Brooklyn. After a tense few moments, and apparently being stalked (Crystal was kind enough to withhold this info until the following day) we hailed a taxi and found our way back "home".
2:30-4:00 - too wired to sleep - Crystal and I stayed up talking until one of us must have drifted off to never never land.

Thursday:

7:30AM - wake with severe puffy eyes from lack of sleep
8:15 - breakfast
9:00 - workshop
10:00 - first pang of my headache (which lasted until 6:00PM!)
11:00 - done with workshop (YEAH!)
12:00 - Crystal and I walked for a while and stopped for some AWESOME pizza!
1:15 - visit World Trade Center Memorial visitor center - very glad I saw this.
2:30 - Crystal and I went shopping at Century 21 - a huge discount store....SCARY! I'm sorry, but Hudson and Seven Jeans for $40-$100 (much discounted!) aren't worth the craziness of that store! We had to escape!
3:45-5:00 - NAP!
5:00 - Walk to South Street Sea Port to board the Happy Hour Harbor Cruise we had booked prior to leaving Mpls.
6:30 (was suppose to start at 6!) board yacht. Begin drinking and snapping pictures of all the sites
8:00 - dinner - can't remember the name of the place we ate at. It was ok. I had Shrimp Scampi....mine is better! HA!
9:30 - walk back to hotel with a pit stop at a small grocer for late night snacks and non alcoholic beverages (ME LOVE PELIGRINO!)
10:30 - Lights Out!

Friday:

(here we go!)

7:00AM - wake up, pack bags, get ready to check out
8:15 - drop bags off with the bellman and head out for the craziest day of walking I've ever experienced.
8:45 - breakfast at a small (and VERY FAST PACED) diner in Wall Street.
The rest of my adventure has no exact time's as I have no IDEA what time it was.....
Walk around Wall Street
walk to Battery Park and look around
Subway to Grand Central Station
Walk to New York Library
Walk around New York Library
Walk along 5th Avenue towards Central Park
Stop at the Plaza in front of Rockefeller Center
Pit Stop at Dean and Deluca's
Continue walking along 5th Avenue to Central Park
Walk into Central Park, along the "Mall" to Bethesda Fountain and the Loeb Boat House
Walk OUT of Central Park
Subway to Chelsea
FIND Chelsea Market
Walk around and have lunch at Chelsea Market
Hail a taxi to Greenwich Village
Walk around Greenwich Village - see "Friends" House, Magnolia Bakery (as seen in Sex and the City - yummy cupcakes!)
Walk around some more....hail taxi to Soho
Taxi lets us out in Soho at Canal and Broadway
Walk along Canal Street shopping for cheap finds (if you've ever been to Mexico...that's what the shopping was like!)
Continue walking along Canal to come to Little Italy
Get Italian Ice (Lemon - Delish!) in Little Italy
Continue walking through Chinatown toward our hotel
at 5:15PM we arrived back at our hotel -on foot.

5:30PM - ride from HELL to JFK Airport.

Ok people...this driver was INSANE! We thought hiring a driver and Lincoln Town Car would be a nice way to travel back to the airport. WRONG. This guy was mental. We drove with the windows partially down (80+ degrees) without A/C - legs sticking to leather...fun. He nearly killed us on the Brooklyn Bridge by getting too close to another vehicle....I've never heard two people use the "F" word so much and so loud while driving....yes...our driver and the other driver were having an "exchange" while driving side by side. COME ON! Then...to make things worse, he drove us through the worst part of Brooklyn. I thought for sure we were about to become a Law and Order episode. I could see it plain as day....he would whip into some obscure garage, several scary men would come rushing at us dragging us out of the car, all the while screaming at us, while stealing our stuff, beating us senseless, and leaving us for dead. Yep...I was 85% sure that was going to happen. All I could think of was....what the Hell am I going to do?! No one knows where we are or who we're with. We hired this guy last minute at the hotel. I assumed he was a legit guy since the bellman at the hotel asked us if we wanted to hire the driver. NEVER ASSUME in that frickin city!

At any rate, we DID make it alive - no worse for the ware. We walked into the airport and heard angels singing....no line at the Sun Country counter. ah....finally....we walked up to the counter, happy to be that much closer to home, (this is where we realized the "angels" were actually travel demons laughing at us...)we walked up to the counted, only to find.....1 HOUR DELAY! Are you freakin kidding me?! Our plane was suppose to take off at 8:50 - landing in MPLS at 10:55PM

We sighed, pouted, and shut our mouths as we wheeled our luggage over to yet another line and waited while SUPER slow security people put luggage on a conveyor while annoyed travelers grumbled and waited.

After an eternity...we finally were able to go through security, which surprisingly enough, went a lot faster than I had expected.

We walked leisurely to our gate, and started scoping out our dinner options. We decided to make the best of it and agreed to a nice sit down meal with hopefully a glass (or two) of wine. After dinner, and with what we thought would be just a few minutes to spare , we headed for our gate. We got close enough to read the destination and I thought....hmmmm....we're not going to Amman! (Where is that anyhow?!) GATE CHANGE!!! Oh crap...did we miss our plane? NO! We can't be stuck here! NO NO NO!

We frantically marched to the large board to see the bad news. We were...pleased?... to find out we hadn't missed our flight. In fact...we had gained another HOUR delay!

Grumble Grumble Grumble..........yadda yadda yadda.......

We board the plane and actually sit on the runway for another 45 mins, finally take off at 11:20 and FOREVER later....my head hits my own pillow at 2:30AM! AH!

So, as you have probably surmised, I don't need to go back anytime soon...if ever. PERIOD.

The End. HA!